Lost Memory

How would u calculate volume of a person whos memory is lost????

Think.......

its 1/3(pi*r*r*h)

do u know why.............

b'coz he repeatively says,"mein CONE hun???".

Hathi

How wud u kill a blue hathi....?
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with a blue bandook.......

now, how wud u kill a lal hathi??..
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First u will give him poison....n then he will become blue.....then u will kill him with the blue bandook.....

Now,how wud u kill a yellow hathi?
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First u will make him angry so that he becomes red...then u will give him posion ....so that he'll now be blue....n now u will killl him with the blue bandook....

Now, how wud kill a green hathi???(worst one)....
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u will make him sick so that he catches jaundice n turns yellow....n then make him angry so that he turns red....n again yes u guessed it right....poison him....he turns blue...n then shoot him with the blue bandook.......

Now.....How wud u kill a purple hathi????
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think think......
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pagal ho gaye ho kya.....purple hathi kabhi dekha hai kya????

Saree

You might have seen the Dev Anand mega hit film 'Guide'.
In the film there is a famous song 'gaata rahe mera dil...'
In this song, Waheeda Rehman wears a pink saree and throughout the song
wears the same dress.
So when we have a trend of heroines changing clothes every sequence, the big
question is:
Why doesnt Waheda Rehman change her saree throughout the entire song?

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The answer is pretty simple...........

Coz in the first stanza of the song, Dev Anand sings:
'Oo mere humrahi,
meri bah thamen chalna,
badle duniya 'saree'
tum na badalna...'

PJ'S KHATARNAK

1. A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...

Why???

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Because F=ma (Newton's Second Law)

2. A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and
takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why?

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Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita

3. Who is called female Java?

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Java'Gal' Srinath

4. 3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing
'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...' And the other 2 die immediately. Why?

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Because it was a HIT song.