Experiment with Frog

The scientist told the frog to jump, so the frog jumped, and he jumped 4 feet.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook: a frog with 4 feet jumps 4 feet.

The scientist then cut of one leg. He told the frog to jump, so the frog jumped. He jumped 3 feet.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook: a frog with 3 feet jumps 3 feet.

The scientist then cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump, so the frog jumped. He jumped 2 feet.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook: a frog with 2 feet jumps 2 feet.

The scientist cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump, so the frog jumped. He jumped 1 foot.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook: a frog with 1 foot jumps 1 foot.

The scientist cut off the last leg. He told the frog jump, Jump, JUMP!
But the frog did not move.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook: ......

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A frog with no legs goes deaf.

Excavation

German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a Nationwide telephone network.

Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down, they found small pieces of glass, and they soon announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nationwide fiber network.

American scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100 and 200 meters underground, but found absolutely nothing.

They concluded.......

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The Ancient Americans 55,000 years ago had mobile phones.

Buzurg

It happened in NWFP(sarhad) areas. I just read this story. There was a beautiful girl of some vadera (sardar) of a qabila, she fell in love with a boy who was an ordinary poor person. When the people of that qabila came to know about their love, they did not like it at all. So they began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers left their homes for their secure and happy future.

The people of that qabila started searching for the two lovers but they could not find them. At last, they accepted their love and asked them in a News Paper to come back. The people said that if u both come back we will marry u, we accept that u loved each other truly. So in this way their love won and the cruelness of the people of qabila shattered. The boy with that girl went to karachi for shopping for the wedding. He was wearing white shalwar qameez, he was crossing the road, a car came and hit him and he died at the spot. The girl just lost her sense. After a long time she recovered and accepted that her love has died.

One night she was sleeping in her home with her family. Her mother saw a dream in which she saw a Buzurg. That Buzurg ask her mother that there are blood spots on ur daughter's shirt, wash that blood spots of that guy as soon as possible. But her mother ignored that dream. Next night her father saw the same Dream, he also ignored the dream.. Then the same dream came to that girl on next night, she woke up and told her mother about that dream. Her mother confused very much and asked her to wash that clothes on which there are blood spots of that guy. She washed that spots but some remained there. Next night she again saw the same dream she again washed that spots but blood spots didn't wash out clearly and some remained there but dim.

Next night she again saw the same dream and this time that Buzurg gave her last warning to wash that spots... otherwise some thing very bad will be happened with u. This time she tried her best to wash that spots but her shirt tore up.

Then in the evening of same day when she was alone in her home, some one knocked the door when she opened the door she saw that Buzurg at the door. She scared her that much she fainted there. The Buzurg asked her dear daughter plz wake up, when she came back in senses that Buzurg gave her a thing, that girl asked that Buzurg what is this?

The Buzurg replied.....

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"Surf Excel Hai Na"

Moral of the Story

Ek baar Chunnu class main baitha hota hai aur Masterji usse sawal poochte
hain.

"India ke Capital ka Naam Batao?"

Chunnu bahut sochta hai, bahut sochta hai, aur jab thak jata hai to bolta
hai.

"Masterji Nahin Pata"

Masterji gusse se laal peele ho jate hain aur Chunnu ko class se bahar
nikaal dete hain.

Chunnu chalta chalta pricipal ke office ke samne se gujarta hai to principal
use dekh leta hai aur poochta hai ki baahar kyon ghoom raha hai. Chunnu
batata hai ki masterji ne India ka capital nahin batane ke liye class se
nikaal diya.

Principal ko bhi bada gussa aata hai. Vo Chunnu ko school se nikaal deta
hai.

Ab Chunnu bhatakta bhatakta diili ki sadkon main ghum raha hota hai ki Prime
Minister vahan se gujarte hain aur Chunnu se poochte hain ki school time
main kyon ghum raha hai. Chunnu sab bata deta hai. Sunte hi Prime Minister
bhi ekdum aag babula ho jate hain aur Chunnu ko India se nikaal dete hain.

Bhichara Chunnu rota rota Sri Lanka pahuch jata hai. Vo vahan ek sadak cross
kar raha hota hai ki ek car se uska accident ho jata hai.

Ab Bato ki is Story Ka Moral kya hai?

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Pahle Dayen Dekho, Phir Bayen Dekho, Phir Road Cross Karo!!!!

Ajit Special

Ek baar Ajit (the fomous don of bollywood) ek building ke fifth floor ki balcony pe khada do logon ki baaten sun raha hota hai...

First Aadmi: (Second aadmi se) Chalo shart lagate hain is fifth floor se neeche koodne ka.
Second Aadmi: Theek hai, shart lagi. pahle tum koodo.

First Aadmi daud ke jaata hai aur neeche kood jata hai. Thodi deer main vo stairs se daurta hua ekdum theek thaak uupar aa jata hai.

First Aadmi: Dekho main to kood ke aa gaya, ab tumhari baari.

Second Aadmi: Theek hai, jab tumhe kuch nahin hua to mujhe bhi kuch nahin hoga.

Ye kah kar Second Aadmi bhi neech kud jata hai. Neeche girte hi vo bichara bhagwaan ko pyara ho jata hai.

Ye sab dekhne ke baad Ajit First Aadmi se kya kahta hai?







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Ajit: Superman, tumne ye accha nahin kiya!!!!