Wednesday, May 03, 2006

PJ'S KHATARNAK

1. A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...

Why???

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Because F=ma (Newton's Second Law)

2. A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and
takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why?

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Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita

3. Who is called female Java?

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Java'Gal' Srinath

4. 3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing
'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...' And the other 2 die immediately. Why?

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Because it was a HIT song.

3 Comments:

At Wednesday, 10 January, 2007 at 12:30:00 pm IST, Blogger Aamil said...

Superb
khatarnaak mast hai yaar
keep up the good work!

 
At Wednesday, 22 July, 2009 at 10:26:00 pm IST, Blogger Unknown said...

mast hai yaar keep going man......its superb ,mind bloing ,out standing

 
At Friday, 25 September, 2009 at 7:47:00 pm IST, Blogger Niharika said...

Ha Ha...
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