How do u place a camel in a fridge in three steps?
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1.open the fridge
2.keep the camel inside it
3.close the fridge
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How do u place an elephant in the fridge in 4 steps??
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1.open fridge
2.take the camel out
3.place the elephant inside
4.close the door
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There was a jungle meeting. all the animals were required to report. all of
them turned out, except one. who was it and why??
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The elephant... u put it in the refrigerator, remember ???
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Now u have to cross a river which is inhabited by deadly crocodiles...but
any way u have to cross that river ...how will u cross that ?
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it simple ...as all animals are attending the meeting ...so no crocodiles
are there... so u can cross easily...
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Okay in the jungle meeting where all the animals reported, they were
welcomed with gutkha.....only one animal requested for a particular brand.
which animal and which brand?
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Ans: the animal is giraffe and he opted for "Manikchand" (Unche log unchi
pasand !!!)
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king lion goes on a search to find elephant
and has absolutely no problem in locatin this elephant......y??
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becoz our elephant kept his footwear outside the fridge.
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suppose u need 2 transport all the things in ur house 4 relocating..
suppose u go by aircraft ...
it is losing height and pilot asks u throw something away to reduce load...
what is the thing u will throw away to reduce the load??
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the elephant in the fridge!!!!!!!!
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two persons r talkin by the swimming pool...one says he wont swim bcoz he is
afraid of dying bcoz of drowning.....the other one says ....hey dont be
afraid..i'll show u how 2 swim and he dives in the pool n starts
swimming....
suddenly, the man outside the pool dies...
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Guess why????????
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The elephant falls on him.......
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ok enough time pass one final Q
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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya
to kaise bahar nikalega???????
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think
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Geela ho ke Nikalega......
