Deadly PJs

A Mathematical complex PJ

2007-04-26T18:55:00.001+05:30

Do you want to hear a complex PJ !

Yes?

here it goes…

P + iJ

But then…

…where’s the Joke?

It's in the imaginary part

PuzzLE

2007-02-24T22:45:00.000+05:30

A hen and her 3 little chickens were trying to cross a busy highway.
After great efforts they all managed to cross it. One of the little ones yells out happily-"Wow....after so much efforts, all 5 of us managed to cross"....

Qn. Why does the little one say "all 5 of us" ????

Think a little bit ....... Its easy !

SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANS........

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ANS:

ARRE BACHCHE HAIN ...

KUCH BHI BOL DETE HAIN ...
unko ginti kaha aati hai …

Colourful

2006-10-17T13:59:00.000+05:30

Q) What do u call a really Colourful Tamilian???

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Ans: Rangamannar Rangrajan

Kangaroo

2006-10-17T13:58:00.000+05:30

Q) What did the Kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?

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A) Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya...

GK Question

2006-10-17T13:57:00.000+05:30

Q) Who was the 1st Indian woman to fly abroad?

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Ans) Sita with Ravan

13 Cube

2006-10-17T13:55:00.000+05:30

Q) What is the cube of 13?
A) Its : SUROOR

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Wondering How?

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That's bcoz....

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TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

Ram - 1

2006-08-29T13:54:00.005+05:30

Q. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??

Ans - TAILOR (Darzi)

Ram - 2

2006-08-29T13:54:00.004+05:30

Q. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI

Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

Which Movie?

2006-08-29T13:54:00.003+05:30

Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?

Dil Chhata Hai!

Woh kya hai?

2006-08-29T13:54:00.002+05:30

Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

Socho Socho

Aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

Bhai

2006-08-29T13:54:00.001+05:30

Q. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya
tha.....................................?

Answer) Adidas

Leaving India

2006-08-29T13:54:00.000+05:30

Q. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??

Socho...............

Hindustan Lever (Leaver)

Gangster

2006-07-27T00:20:00.000+05:30

One gangster gave three fully sealed khokas (typical mumbaian word, u should be familiar if u have seen vaastav) to his fellow and ordered him not to open these khokas.After three days gangster shot that fellow...when another gangboy asked his gangster why did you shoot him, he said I ordered him not to open these khokas but he did not obey my order…
gangboy said that three khokas were still fully sealed then how did you know that he had opened the khokas??
Gangster said when I touched three khokas I felt two khokas were hot and one was cold…
gangboy could not understand anything…can you guess how the gangstar found it out???
guess.....
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'thandaa matlab khoka khola'

Apple and Orange

2006-07-24T12:24:00.000+05:30

Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?

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They Both Are Not a Banana !!

Floors

2006-07-24T12:23:00.000+05:30

Whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from
10th floor?
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Former goes Dhaap AAAAAaaaaaaaaa
Later goes AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Dhaap

Kya Khilaoge

2006-07-24T12:22:00.000+05:30

ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........

sweets ... nops

salt ... nopes

think

are yaar
Birla White Cement

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kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......

Test Your Common Sense Revisited

2006-07-24T12:21:00.000+05:30

How do u place a camel in a fridge in three steps?

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1.open the fridge
2.keep the camel inside it
3.close the fridge

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How do u place an elephant in the fridge in 4 steps??
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1.open fridge
2.take the camel out
3.place the elephant inside
4.close the door

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There was a jungle meeting. all the animals were required to report. all of
them turned out, except one. who was it and why??

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The elephant... u put it in the refrigerator, remember ???
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Now u have to cross a river which is inhabited by deadly crocodiles...but
any way u have to cross that river ...how will u cross that ?
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it simple ...as all animals are attending the meeting ...so no crocodiles
are there... so u can cross easily...

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Okay in the jungle meeting where all the animals reported, they were
welcomed with gutkha.....only one animal requested for a particular brand.
which animal and which brand?

Ans: the animal is giraffe and he opted for "Manikchand" (Unche log unchi
pasand !!!)

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king lion goes on a search to find elephant
and has absolutely no problem in locatin this elephant......y??

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becoz our elephant kept his footwear outside the fridge.

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suppose u need 2 transport all the things in ur house 4 relocating..
suppose u go by aircraft ...
it is losing height and pilot asks u throw something away to reduce load...
what is the thing u will throw away to reduce the load??

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the elephant in the fridge!!!!!!!!

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two persons r talkin by the swimming pool...one says he wont swim bcoz he is
afraid of dying bcoz of drowning.....the other one says ....hey dont be
afraid..i'll show u how 2 swim and he dives in the pool n starts
swimming....
suddenly, the man outside the pool dies...

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Guess why????????

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The elephant falls on him.......

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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya
to kaise bahar nikalega???????

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Geela ho ke Nikalega......

17 Sardars

2006-07-24T12:17:00.000+05:30

A sardar goes to movie with 17 sardars
why?????????????

coz it was an adult movie n below 18 were not allowed

Teen Ants

2006-07-24T12:16:00.000+05:30

ek baar teen ants ja rahi thee.......
to unhein cheenee (sugar) ki bori milti hie
to pahlee do cheenti to usmein se
cheenee ke dane utha leti hei
but ek nahi uthati batao kyu ...........

kyunki

use sugar ki beemari thee!!!!

Venky's

2006-07-24T12:14:00.000+05:30

Whats the opp of Venky's..

Venlocks...

3 + 3 = 8

2006-07-24T12:12:00.000+05:30

3 + 3 = 8
Bataaon Kaise?

Bataaon Bataaon!

Nahi Pata?!!

Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!

India's West Indies Tour

2006-06-29T21:57:00.000+05:30

During the West Indies test match, Anil Kumble asks his junior Munaf Patel to bring him a bottle of Pepsi. Munaf brings the bottle but hands it over to Sehwag. Furious Kumble asks why he gave it to Sehwag.

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" For opening it, Sehwag is our opener " Replied Munaf.

Lost Memory

2006-05-20T21:51:00.000+05:30

How would u calculate volume of a person whos memory is lost????

Think.......

its 1/3(pi*r*r*h)

do u know why.............

b'coz he repeatively says,"mein CONE hun???".

Hathi

2006-05-20T21:42:00.000+05:30

How wud u kill a blue hathi....?
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with a blue bandook.......

now, how wud u kill a lal hathi??..
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First u will give him poison....n then he will become blue.....then u will kill him with the blue bandook.....

Now,how wud u kill a yellow hathi?
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First u will make him angry so that he becomes red...then u will give him posion ....so that he'll now be blue....n now u will killl him with the blue bandook....

Now, how wud kill a green hathi???(worst one)....
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u will make him sick so that he catches jaundice n turns yellow....n then make him angry so that he turns red....n again yes u guessed it right....poison him....he turns blue...n then shoot him with the blue bandook.......

Now.....How wud u kill a purple hathi????
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think think......
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pagal ho gaye ho kya.....purple hathi kabhi dekha hai kya????

Saree

2006-05-10T18:56:00.000+05:30

You might have seen the Dev Anand mega hit film 'Guide'.
In the film there is a famous song 'gaata rahe mera dil...'
In this song, Waheeda Rehman wears a pink saree and throughout the song
wears the same dress.
So when we have a trend of heroines changing clothes every sequence, the big
question is:
Why doesnt Waheda Rehman change her saree throughout the entire song?

The answer is pretty simple...........

Coz in the first stanza of the song, Dev Anand sings:
'Oo mere humrahi,
meri bah thamen chalna,
badle duniya 'saree'
tum na badalna...'

PJ'S KHATARNAK

2006-05-03T13:17:00.000+05:30

1. A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...

Why???

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Because F=ma (Newton's Second Law)

2. A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and
takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why?

Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita

3. Who is called female Java?

Java'Gal' Srinath

4. 3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing
'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...' And the other 2 die immediately. Why?

Because it was a HIT song.

Types of Java

2006-04-28T10:16:00.000+05:30

Arzz hai

Do Tarah ki hoti hai "JAVA"

Wah Wah..... Wah Wah

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Do Tarah ki hoti hai "JAVA" ..............

Lafjon ko samjhiye ...... Gaur kijiye

Do Tarah ki hoti hai "JAVA"..............
Bahot Khub......

Bhaijaan - Do hi Tarah ki hoti hai "JAVA" ..............

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Mar "JAVA" , Mit "JAVA"

Bhagvan Ram

2006-04-11T00:16:00.000+05:30

Ek baar ek vyakti ki patni kho jati hai. Bahut dhoondhta hai per kahin nahin milti. To vo rota rota ja raha hota hai ki use bhagvan Ram ka mandir dikhta hai. Vo rote rote Ramji se apna dukhada kahta hai. Aur bahut deer tak prathana karta rahta hai.

Thodi der baad bhagvan Ram ki aawaz aati hai.

"Vats ro mat. Tu mandir se nikal aur seedhe sadak per chal. Doosre mod se mud jana aur thodi hi door per thujhe peepal ka ped milega. Tu vahan ja"

Aadmi bada khush hota hai aur Ramji se poochta hai. "Bhagwaan vahan mujhe meri patni mil jayegi?"

Ramji ka javaab aata hai....

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"Nahin, per vahan Hanumaanji ka Mandir hai milega. Jab meri patni kho gayi thi to vahi doondh kar layethe...."

What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING

2006-04-09T10:50:00.000+05:30

Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
Scroll Down for answer

A TOMATO....... AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU......

Anyways... Here s one more....

Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ???? Scroll Down for answer

The DOOR BELL and the RED was to CONFUSE you......

Anyways... Here s one more....

Ques 3 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

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A CAKE .... and both were to confuse you....

Anyways... Here s one more....

Ques 4 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

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A FIRE BRIGADE OBVIOUSLY........... AND U THOT I WAS TRYING TO CONFUSE YOU................

How to catch a lion?

2006-04-09T10:34:00.000+05:30

Newton's Method
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and
opposite reaction. Implies you caught
lion.

Einstein Method
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Indian Police Method
catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.

Rajnikanth Method
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Ramarajan Method
Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lionwill die notwithstanding that heavy weight.

Jayalalitha Method
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

Manirathnam Method (director)
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Karan Johar Method (director)
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !

Yash Chopra method (director)
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Menaka Gandhi method
save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George bush method
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

Ravi Shastri method
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run

Test Your Common Sense

2006-04-05T12:22:00.000+05:30

Question Number 1

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

Question Number 2

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Wrong Answer:
Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

Question Number 3

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer:

The Elephant
The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
Remember?

This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

Question Number 4

There is a river you must cross. But crocodiles inhabit it.
How do you manage it?

Correct Answer:

You swim across. Why?
All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference!!!

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

Complan Boy

2006-04-05T12:21:00.000+05:30

An Elephant meets an Ant!!
On Introduction:

Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai?

Elephant: Paanch Saal !!!

Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade !!!

Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY .

Elephant: Cheenti tumhari umar kitni hai ?

Ant: Tees Saal.

Elephant: Tees Saal aur itni chhoti.

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Ant: Haan .... I AM A SANTOOR GIRL.... MERI TWACHA SEY MERI UMAR KA PATA HI NAHI CHALTA !

Hanumaan

2006-04-03T22:18:00.003+05:30

ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman"

keh kar bulate hain... batao kyun??? .

Ans: kyounki uska naam hanuman hai!!!!

PJ Book

2006-04-03T22:18:00.002+05:30

I'll write a book on PJs and dedicate it to whom?

Ans: our president.... why?

scroll down for answer .

coz he is Mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam

Three Cockroaches

2006-04-03T22:18:00.001+05:30

Three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song – “AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE”.

Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????

COZ the song is HIT (cockroach spray) ......

Nag Panchami

2006-04-03T22:18:00.000+05:30

Q) What is opposite of “Nag Panchami”

A) “Nag Did Not Punch Me”

GK

2006-04-03T22:11:00.000+05:30

Once there was an Indian student.

He was very briliant, and his General Knowledge (GK) was excellent.

He won every Quizes in the institute .... Once he fell in love with a Phirang girl...

He proposed the girl, but She straight way rejected him ... calling him Bloody Desi...

So after this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped taking part in Quiz and all.....

Now, u tell me the reason... WHY ???

Guess????

The answer is:

Jab Dil Hi tut gaya..
Hum GK kya karenge......

Experiment with Frog

2006-03-29T14:55:00.000+05:30

The scientist told the frog to jump, so the frog jumped, and he jumped 4 feet.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook: a frog with 4 feet jumps 4 feet.

The scientist then cut of one leg. He told the frog to jump, so the frog jumped. He jumped 3 feet.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook: a frog with 3 feet jumps 3 feet.

The scientist then cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump, so the frog jumped. He jumped 2 feet.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook: a frog with 2 feet jumps 2 feet.

The scientist cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump, so the frog jumped. He jumped 1 foot.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook: a frog with 1 foot jumps 1 foot.

The scientist cut off the last leg. He told the frog jump, Jump, JUMP!
But the frog did not move.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook: ......

A frog with no legs goes deaf.

Excavation

2006-03-29T14:53:00.000+05:30

German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a Nationwide telephone network.

Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down, they found small pieces of glass, and they soon announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nationwide fiber network.

American scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100 and 200 meters underground, but found absolutely nothing.

They concluded.......

The Ancient Americans 55,000 years ago had mobile phones.

Buzurg

2006-03-29T14:49:00.000+05:30

It happened in NWFP(sarhad) areas. I just read this story. There was a beautiful girl of some vadera (sardar) of a qabila, she fell in love with a boy who was an ordinary poor person. When the people of that qabila came to know about their love, they did not like it at all. So they began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers left their homes for their secure and happy future.

The people of that qabila started searching for the two lovers but they could not find them. At last, they accepted their love and asked them in a News Paper to come back. The people said that if u both come back we will marry u, we accept that u loved each other truly. So in this way their love won and the cruelness of the people of qabila shattered. The boy with that girl went to karachi for shopping for the wedding. He was wearing white shalwar qameez, he was crossing the road, a car came and hit him and he died at the spot. The girl just lost her sense. After a long time she recovered and accepted that her love has died.

One night she was sleeping in her home with her family. Her mother saw a dream in which she saw a Buzurg. That Buzurg ask her mother that there are blood spots on ur daughter's shirt, wash that blood spots of that guy as soon as possible. But her mother ignored that dream. Next night her father saw the same Dream, he also ignored the dream.. Then the same dream came to that girl on next night, she woke up and told her mother about that dream. Her mother confused very much and asked her to wash that clothes on which there are blood spots of that guy. She washed that spots but some remained there. Next night she again saw the same dream she again washed that spots but blood spots didn't wash out clearly and some remained there but dim.

Next night she again saw the same dream and this time that Buzurg gave her last warning to wash that spots... otherwise some thing very bad will be happened with u. This time she tried her best to wash that spots but her shirt tore up.

Then in the evening of same day when she was alone in her home, some one knocked the door when she opened the door she saw that Buzurg at the door. She scared her that much she fainted there. The Buzurg asked her dear daughter plz wake up, when she came back in senses that Buzurg gave her a thing, that girl asked that Buzurg what is this?

The Buzurg replied.....

"Surf Excel Hai Na"

Moral of the Story

2006-03-29T13:45:00.000+05:30

Ek baar Chunnu class main baitha hota hai aur Masterji usse sawal poochte
hain.

"India ke Capital ka Naam Batao?"

Chunnu bahut sochta hai, bahut sochta hai, aur jab thak jata hai to bolta
hai.

"Masterji Nahin Pata"

Masterji gusse se laal peele ho jate hain aur Chunnu ko class se bahar
nikaal dete hain.

Chunnu chalta chalta pricipal ke office ke samne se gujarta hai to principal
use dekh leta hai aur poochta hai ki baahar kyon ghoom raha hai. Chunnu
batata hai ki masterji ne India ka capital nahin batane ke liye class se
nikaal diya.

Principal ko bhi bada gussa aata hai. Vo Chunnu ko school se nikaal deta
hai.

Ab Chunnu bhatakta bhatakta diili ki sadkon main ghum raha hota hai ki Prime
Minister vahan se gujarte hain aur Chunnu se poochte hain ki school time
main kyon ghum raha hai. Chunnu sab bata deta hai. Sunte hi Prime Minister
bhi ekdum aag babula ho jate hain aur Chunnu ko India se nikaal dete hain.

Bhichara Chunnu rota rota Sri Lanka pahuch jata hai. Vo vahan ek sadak cross
kar raha hota hai ki ek car se uska accident ho jata hai.

Ab Bato ki is Story Ka Moral kya hai?

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Pahle Dayen Dekho, Phir Bayen Dekho, Phir Road Cross Karo!!!!

Ajit Special

2006-03-24T11:24:00.000+05:30

Ek baar Ajit (the fomous don of bollywood) ek building ke fifth floor ki balcony pe khada do logon ki baaten sun raha hota hai...

First Aadmi: (Second aadmi se) Chalo shart lagate hain is fifth floor se neeche koodne ka.
Second Aadmi: Theek hai, shart lagi. pahle tum koodo.

First Aadmi daud ke jaata hai aur neeche kood jata hai. Thodi deer main vo stairs se daurta hua ekdum theek thaak uupar aa jata hai.

First Aadmi: Dekho main to kood ke aa gaya, ab tumhari baari.

Second Aadmi: Theek hai, jab tumhe kuch nahin hua to mujhe bhi kuch nahin hoga.

Ye kah kar Second Aadmi bhi neech kud jata hai. Neeche girte hi vo bichara bhagwaan ko pyara ho jata hai.

Ye sab dekhne ke baad Ajit First Aadmi se kya kahta hai?

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Ajit: Superman, tumne ye accha nahin kiya!!!!

Julie Sulie

2006-02-24T17:50:00.000+05:30

Abhi bole to kya hota hai na: Julie aur sulie do ben log rehta hai,

ben log maane judwaa. Lekin dono main fark bole to solid.

Julie ekdum maal item, jhakaas aur sulie ekdum halki re.

To kya hota hai maloom Sulie ko bachpan se

woh kya bolte hain usko....complex rehta hai

To julie jo bhi maangti thi na.....sulie ko woh maangta hich hai.

Julie ko gudiya mila to sulie ko bhi maangta tha

Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta hai.

Aisa karte karte bees saal beet gaya.

Abhi bole to Julie ke peeche ladka log matlab fultoo fida aur sulie ko koi dekta hich nahin tha

To na Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ke saath hota hai.

Aur sulie ek fatichar funtoosh se shaadi karti hai.

Shaadi ke baad julie Fridge leti hai baap.

Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangti hai.

Pati bichara garib.

Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste woh Fridge khareed leta hai.

Abhi Julie agle mahine Air conditioner khareed dalti hai.

Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap.

Bolti: AC nahin liyato khud ko tapka daloongi.

pati bichara aur aise udhaar leta hai aur AC khareed leta hai.

Ab Julie car khareedti hai.

Sulie bhi jidd karti hai.

Pati ka khopdi satakta hai lekin phir bhi saala karega kya

pitaji ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadi khareedta hai.

thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus khareedti hai.

Sulie jidd karti hai Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap.

bolta hai "Ae chokri bahut ho gaya tera natak. Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunega. Apun jaa rahela hai"

To Sulie ko chodke woh chala jaata hai.

Sulie lekin saali haram khor apni gaadi bechkar Aur paisa market

se uthkar bus khareed leti hai.

To Julie aur sulie apne apne bus main Ek din picnic ko jaata hai.

Bus ko park karke woh log ghoomne phirne ko jaata hai.

Wapas aake dekhta hai to saala bus main steering wheel gaayab, seat gaayab, gear gaayab.

Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti hai Ekdum simple koschan:

Sulie julie ko kya bolti hai??

Abe soch......

haar maan gaya kya???

Accha chal bolich dalta hoon:

NA KUCH TERE BUS MAIN JULIE NA KUCH MERE BUS MAIN.

Another One

2006-02-24T17:37:00.000+05:30

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AnekTA me ekTA

Dominoes

2006-02-24T17:35:00.000+05:30

What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

think
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think
think
think
think
think
think
think

tired of thinking???

Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

Chennai

2006-02-24T17:34:00.000+05:30

Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by
Chennai???

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Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
chen..nai...

Teacher Student

2006-02-24T17:33:00.000+05:30

Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

Heart Attack

2006-02-23T19:25:00.000+05:30

1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab

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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

Guitar (Hindi)

2006-02-23T19:24:00.000+05:30

Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.

shivji khush .

Prakat hue ...

bole ...

puttar maang ...

maang kya chahiye tujhey !

bakth utha ...

bole shivji ...

mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !

shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?

unhone kaha ... puttar ...

tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...

kuch bada maang !

wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do

shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ...
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par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey
guitar hi do !

shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ...
bole ..yaar tu

kuch aur maang .. guitar

na maang ...

wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye
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shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)

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saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo
bajata :)

Sita aur Geeta (Hindi)

2006-02-23T19:21:00.000+05:30

Ek Gaaon me Seeta aur Geeta do Behane rehati hai.
Dono ko ek baar nadi paar karanee hoti hai.
Seeta nadee me kudati hai aur tairake jaatee hai.
Geeta pool ke upar se chalake jaati hai.
Phir bhi Gaaon ke log bolate hai ki Seeta Geeta se jyada
intellegent hai.

Kyon?
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Seeta ko Geeta se S.S.C ke exam me jyada marks milate hai.

Auto Main Aadmi (Hindi)

2006-02-23T19:18:00.000+05:30

Ek baar ek aadmi ek auto mein baithta hai aur ghar le jaane

ko bolta hai..

Autowala, yeh dekhkar ki aadmi sheher mein naya hai,bahut

ghuma phira ke le jaata hai aur bahut charge kar deta hai.

Ghar pahunchte pahunchte bahut der ho jaati hai aur andhera

ho jaata hai.

Aadmi pehle se hi bahut frustrated hai aur ghar jaake dekhta

hai ki bijli nahi hai.

Par aadmi ko sab kuch saaf saaf dikhayee deta hai.

Kaise???

Kyonki autowala aadmi ko ULLOO bana deta hai aur usko raat

ko sab kuch saaf saaf dikhta hai.

Ultimate PJ

2006-02-23T14:12:00.000+05:30

Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light.

On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.

Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'

Gulshan: 'I am Gulshan Grocer'

Stranger: Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??

Gulshan: No it is Grocer.

Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...

scroll down for the ultimate PJ

Further…

Little further...

ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C

Hero Kaun?

2006-02-23T14:09:00.000+05:30

Ram ne Sita se vivaah kiya,
Ravan ne Sita ka apaharan kiya,
Hanuman ne Sita ko bachaya,
To ab ye batao ki vastav mein hero kaun hai?

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Sanjay Dutt !!! :-)
SAWAL theek se padho !

More Deadly PJs

2006-02-23T13:45:00.000+05:30

Q1. A man is riding on his bike through a very dense forest in the evening.
After about an hour he sees a peacock appear all of a sudden in the way -
and the peacock is smiling at him.
The man feels its kinda weird and carries on traveling. Another hour passes
and he sees the same peacock again in the middle of the road smiling at him.
The man is a little scared now, but says to himself that he is just tired
and is just imagining things and carries on with his ride.
Yet another hour passes and he finds the peacock again appearing out of
nowhere smiling at him.........

Why is this happening?????

Q2. In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of
the pond increases. How?

Q3. A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???

Q4. Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,
RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden,
Phulwa started to sing a song.
The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri
and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!...
WHY ???

Q5. Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai.
So he goes to the canteen. canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai.
jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein
"jannat" likha hai.
To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke aa
raha hai! , us professor ka naam kya hai???

Q6. What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?

Q7. Question:Whatz a PJ ?
Answer: Obviously "a poor joke"
Question: Whatz a (P + i J)?
Answer: "complex poor joke"
But why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?

8. Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat?
How will you do it?

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1. Because the man is riding TVS Victor and so "More smiles per hour".
NOTE: (for the firangs and duffers - a 'More' is a peacock in Hindi)

2. The other 9 fish are crying.................

3. Automatically ( Auto-Mein-Takli).....:)

4. coz, they all started clapping !!!!

5. The answer is :Ishq Ki Chhaon.
Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
Don't scratch ur head, this is a song from the film "Dil Se"

6. - HASINA !

7. Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.

8. Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.

Another deadly answer:
Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".

Sada and Ada

2006-02-22T23:59:00.000+05:30

Once upon a time, Sada and Ada , visited the coal mine to find some diamonds.
Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.
Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.
Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn't (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!

Why ??

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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!

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2006-02-22T23:52:00.000+05:30

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